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Gluten Monster

May 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Nibbles, Uncategorized

I am perfectly reasonable. Most of the time, my appetite tends toward the healthy side. Yes, I love a good French fry, but I couldn’t tell you the last time I had McDonald’s. For every bowl of ice cream, I love a plate of broccoli and Brussels sprouts.

Trans fats aren’t part of the routine.
full of lard
So then why do these brightly colored boxes of processed crap look good to me? At CV-fricking-S, no less.

What has gotten into me?
nom nom nom
This gluten thing is a mind-warp, I tell you.

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 carrie @ Ginger Lemon Girl // May 13, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    LOL This is hilarious!! I find myself in this bind all the time!! Things that I never even touched before going gluten free seem enticing for some strange reason!

  • 2 JennDZ_The LeftoverQueen // May 13, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    I know when I have been in the proccess of overhauling my diet, even though I tend to like healthy foods to begin with, crazy stuff like this happens! It is how the mind deals with deprivation. You will snap out of it soon, I am sure! :)

    Welcome to The Foodie Blogroll!

  • 3 Abby // May 14, 2008 at 2:45 am

    Well, you know someone makes BIG bucks to make you want that junk. But I think we all fall victim to advertising! And doesn’t red increase the appetite? Look at all that red!

    I really want some cheezits now… ha.

  • 4 Rachel // May 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    My husband is the celiac in the family and there’s nothing he misses more than Nutter Butters, even though I whip him up awesome homemade gluten-free treats. Something about the red box factor, I’m sure. Love your humorous blog. Love your gluten-free cats.

    -Rachel

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